www.catscans.com -- The purrfect home for your cat on the web!

The idea for Cat Scans came from Troi, our beautiful Tortie who spends some of her free time standing (or sleeping) on top of our flatbed scanner... In addition to some very interesting pictures of Troi, her hobby also gave us the idea for Cat Scans...a place on the web where everyone can memorialize their favorite feline! You love your cat. You wouldn't be reading this web site if you didn't. Your cat isn't just a cat...it's a member of your family! And we're sure that if others knew your cat, they would love them too!
	Psst....this is your furrbaby...me! Down here on the floor! Pay attention to what these cats are saying! For all I do around here, I think I deserve to be on the web! You do think I'm part of the family, don't you?
At Cat Scans, our goal is to have your family members memorialized on the web, for all the world to see and love. Our ultimate goal (we like to think big) is to one day have every household cat pictured on our site! (Please help us by having your cat spayed or neutered to make this totally unrealistic goal somewhat possible.)
	Don't you? Ya, I know what you're thinking..."this cat costs me enough money. What is this gonna cost me?" I read ahead...this is FREE for the first three months! Free! And if you want to keep me on the web after that (and believe me, you will) --- we're talking pennies to do it! Mere pennies, for the eternal love of your favorite cat --- me! Down here on the floor...
Your cat can be on the web for 3 months free. If you decide to renew your cat's page, you'll pay only $15 per year to have your cat's story and "catscan" (photo) viewed by friends, family and felines around the world! (We offer discounts for multiple cat households, and part of our proceeds are donated to cat charities.) Your cat will love you. (This is their chance at their 15 minutes of fame!)... And you will love you once you see the beautiful tribute you have made to your purrfect friend!
	I promise to love you forever and ever...to eat whatever you put in front of me...to learn a trick to impress your friends...to always put the seat down after using the toilette...I promise to forget we have a fish bowl...to leave the birds alone...to clip my own nails...and to always take my medicine...I promise...
Please print the application form you need to register for Cat Scans...The world looks foward to meeting your family members!
	You printed the form, right????????????? Or do I have to do everything?