Why Cats Are Better Than Men
A cat always hits the litterbox.
You have a better chance of training a cat.
You never have to spend time with your cat's mother.
If you ask enough times, a cat may actually LISTEN to you.
You can de-claw a cat.....try to get a guy to clip his toenails.
It's okay if a cat rubs up against your best friend.
A cat knows you're the key to his happiness....a man thinks He is.