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Cat-tionary!

Use this cat dictionary to understand your cat better!


Catacomb Grooming device for Kitty.  Good for removing cat-a-mats.
Catapult What happens when the catacomb gets caught in the cat-a-mats.
Catnip what Kitty will give you if you "pult" too hard with the catacomb.
Catcall Signaling device used to open doors, fill food bowls and receive undivided attention.
Catty-corner A good place to keep the litter box.
Caterwaul What sometimes gets hit instead of the litter.
Catkin The results of an unaltered cat.
Cat's cradle Where Kitty sleeps, i.e. any bed, sofa, or other warm, comfy spot in the house.
Catwalk Kitty's daily exercise routine, consists of short trips to the food bowl (with occasional detours to the catty-corner).
Catalog Useful outdoor scratching post.
Catalyst Litter, cat food, treats, toys, etc.  What humans use to shot for Kitty with.
Catgut Essential internal part of the cat, requires filling on an hourly basis.
Catsup Mealtime.  It fills the catgut.
Catnap What cats do when they're not catsupping
Category The icky stuff that Kitty leaves on the porch step after eating the outside of a mouse.
Catfish What kiddy does in your aquarium.
Catbird What Kitty's fur looks like after a walk in the woods.
Catamount Any perch in the house, higher than a human's head.
Caterpillar The lady in the white coat who says, "Now swallow the medicine like a good Kitty."
Catalyze What Kitty tells you when you find the broken vase ("Meow - it was the dog, I swear it!").
Cataract What the house looks like if you leave Kitty alone for too long.
Catatonic What humans drink after seeing the house.
Catastrophe An award Kitty receives for having the most beautiful behind.

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