Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to
heaven. There he meets the Lord Himself. The Lord says to the cat "you lived a good
life and if there is any way I can make your stay in Heaven more comfortable, please let
Me know."
The cat thinks for a moment and says "Lord, all my life I have lived with a poor
family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor."
The Lord stops the cat and says "say no more" and a wonderful fluffy pillow
appears.
A few days later 6 mice are killed in a tragic farming accident and go to heaven. Again
there is the Lord there to great them with the same offer. The mice answer "All of
our lives we have been chased. We have had to run from cats, dogs and even women with
brooms. We are tired
of running. Do you think we could have roller skates so we don't have to run
anymore?"
The Lord says "say no more" and fits each mouse with a beautiful pair of roller
skates.
About a week later the Lord stops by to see the cat and finds him snoozing on the pillow.
The Lord gently wakes the cat and asks him, "How are things since you are here?"
The cat stretches and yawns and replies "It is wonderful here. Better than I could
have ever expected. And those Meals On Wheels you have been sending by are the
best!!!"